1. I think the cheese was in cahoots.

2. Surely any movement of the cheese, regardless of product, will be met with the same level of ill-feeling.

3. The burgers come with a side of cheese sauce, that has a hint of white wine.

4. The processes that make cheese and yogurt break down lactose.

5. A rash of breaches is showing you have nothing better than a rotting Swiss cheese defense.